Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Live from the Epicenter

Deep beneath the Virginia countryside in a top secret Cold War era bunker that hasn't been used for decades met a group of Republican and Democratic Congressmen. When asked to evacuate because of the 5.9 magnitude earthquake they all emerged with horrified looks on there faces and declaring they didn't feel a thing. When asked about the meeting a few members announced they had made great headway in the deficit reduction cuts for the future budgets. The greatest of these decisions had just been made seconds before being asked to evacuate. When asked what is was the a senior member asking to remain anonymous said "we decide to have Subway cater the future meetings, we had been debating this for 3 weeks."  :-)

I hope all of my friends and family in Virginia area are doing okay. 

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