Tuesday, November 30, 2010

People are Weird

I came across this today on couple of various sites and I really could not resist posting it.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.


So if the TSA Jerks you around, you will be arrested. Shit I don't know what kind of treatment this is but I'm guessing this guy must certainly have been aroused by the agent conducting the search. Though, out of all of the times that I have flown I can't think of one TSA agent male or female that I said "Damn He/She is hot!" They have all been kind of plain jane to me, and nothing that I would have popped a boner over. I guess this will teach the guy not to opt for pat down.

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