Sunday, August 22, 2010

Nigerians' Are Back

I thought they didn't love me any more and then low and behold they sent me a lovely email today. I better get back to Alfred pretty damn soon I'd hate to miss out on my payment $10.5M dollars. In-case you hadn't figured it out I'm being sarcastic and no I will not be sending them one digit of personal information. I hope that if you received an email like this too that you don't reply to them. That is unless you want your life ruined, but hey it's a free country and I tried to warn you. I'm just glad that my long lost relative twice removed is still okay.

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATING UNIT.
...
From:
MRS. ALFRED MARY
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To: rob02190@yahoo.com
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS

From the Desk Of:
Mrs. Alfred Mary,
LEGAL ADVISER (CBN)

ATTENTION:

PAYMENT INVESTIGATING UNIT.

From the records of outstanding payment with the Federal Government of
Nigeria, your name was discovered as next on the list of The outstanding
beneficiaries who have not received their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from
my record in my file your outstanding payment is US$10.5, (Ten Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) Please re-confirm to me
if this is Online with what you have in your record and also re-confirm
to me the followings.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company\'s name,position and address.
4) profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int\'l passport or any scanned identity to prove yourself.

As soon as this information\'s are received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will
be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it,

YOU ARE ADVISE TO CONTACT Mrs. Alfred Mary TELEX DEPARTMENT OF CENTRAL
BANK OF NIGERIA SHE IS IN CHARGE OF THE BENEFICIARIES FUNDS: Tel: 234
809-185-9988.

THIS WILL ENABLE THIS OFFICE TO EFFECT YOUR PAYMENT.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mrs. Alfred Mary,
LEGAL ADVISER TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)



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1 comment:

Moon Over Martinborough said...

Well you have to admire one thing about the Nigerian scammers. They've got tenacity. And creativity. You have to give them that.

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