Tuesday, April 21, 2009

It All Adds Up

Now I know why I can never get ahead. But sure have known quite a few people over the years that use this formula all to often.

YOU DO THE MATH

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

IF:

A,B,C,D,E,F, G,H,I,J,K, L,M,N,O,P, Q,R,S,T,U, V,W,X,Y,Z

IS REPRESENTED AS:

1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10, 11,12,13, 14,15,16, 17,18,19, 20,21,22, 23,24,25, 26

THEN:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

AND

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

BUT,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5= 100%

AND,

B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T

2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20= 103%

AND LOOK HOW FAR ASSKISSING WILL TAKE YOU

A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7= 118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainly, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

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