Friday, September 19, 2008

In Mcain's mind...

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, and you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and be President of the Law Review, and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,
spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State
Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the
state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United
States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring
131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years
on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then
you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.


If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month,
you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber
of society.

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while
your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious
law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that
up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DUI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25
and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the
USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

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