Sunday, June 08, 2008

The SPAMing father reverend

I'm feeling a lot better today still have some pain and discomfort buIt nothing like a week ago. I guess I'd have to say I'm at about 85-90% of my old self. Tomorrow is my follow up like I said yesterday so hopefully I'll get the okay to go back to work and what restrictions I would have.

Do you ever go through your email providers SPAM folder? Lately I had been just to make sure nothing important is being flagged incorrectly. I just have to say some these emails that are sent out are quit funny and I honest can't believe people fall for this bullshit.


THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
[First sign something is up the World Bank, IMF and the UN are individual organizations. I really doubt that they would have overlapping fact finding missions. Also any communications would more than likely come out of the UN in New York and World Bank in Washington D.C. ]
COTONOU,
REPUBLIC OF BENIN
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TEL : +229-xx-xx-xx-xx
Email: revbill_cleary@yahoo [Why doesn’t the good reverend use his official email, it is supposedly Official business regarding a very important matter]

Dear Beloved,
I am Rev Father Bill Cleary David [can you be Reverend and a Father], a senior staff with the World Bank [World Bank is not part of the UN] fact finding & special duties office. I am writing you this letter in respect of the recent discoveries that we have made in our office. It is better for one to live and die poor honest man than a rich dishonest one [I believe the good Reverend is the dishonest one].

I and the chief security officer (CSO) [why would the Chief Security Officer be a clergyman??] of this organization have arranged with an officer in computer section engineer Peter Cliff to bring outpart of your total pending payment sum amounting to US$1.5 million.Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the bank’s computer [which bank’s computer and why wouldn’t the bank contact me personally about this pending payment], you have been waiting for a long time to receive your money without success. As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment, your problem is that of interest groups.

A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people are merely doing paper works with you and that explains why you receive fax and phone messages from different people everyday [Actually it doesn’t because first off I don’t own a fax machine and second no strangers, UN officials, Bank Officials or no one from World Bank has called me].

Also we found out that some of the officials of the parastatals [n, a company or agency owned or controlled wholly or partly by the government. I had to look it up.]. have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money. [I would first have to have money before it could be extorted]I can assure you that this may last for years yet nothing happens if you do not do away with those officers that you call your partners [I don’t have any business partners, and if I do whom are they].

Due to the contents of the box [Who puts money in a box and where is this box now??] which must not be opened to anyone apart from those involved,we went to four courier companies to make arrangements on how to ship them by courier to you.Dhl, Ems, FedEx, Ups all said that they must open the boxes for inspection by the customs before shipment.

This is something we want to avoid because the box is padded with synthetic nylon and to open it, you have to cut the pad before you will meet the button that you will press to open the dial code-lock.There is no way you can open the box and be able to close it again becauseit was padded with machine. We told the courier services that the box contained film materials and when opened will spoil the materials. We did not declare money because couriers do not carry money. [Sound more like a bomb than a courier package. If this money is in a bank why don’t you just cut me a check than try to mail $1.5 Million dollars, that must be an awfully big package anyway]

A friend of mine who is a diplomat disclosed to me that there is a security courier service they use to send diplomatic materials and information from one country to another. It has diplomatic immunity and consignment cannot be checked by any customs anywhere in the world.

I have spoken to the officials of the security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as i have your go ahead order.The diplomat will help me so we do not have any problem.We have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organisation I designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send us a promissory note for Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) along with your address for sending the box by courier [Doesn’t this send off warning flares to any normal person?? Who would take out a loan for $500K to send to someone they do not know, they haven’t done any business oversea, not to mention it nowhere does it say where this good reverend is currently residing.].

Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this means to help you,Do not ever tell anybody about this until you have your money.[ Whom would I mention this to? I don’t know maybe the US State Department, US or Georgia State Attorney General office, US Postmaster General, INTERPOL or maybe all of the above would be a good start.]

I want to help you because something in me tells me that you are an honest Person,When you conclude this and you send our promise, we will help to ship the final part of your money to you. [I think it’s more like once we have cashed your check into our overseas bank you will never hear from the Good Reverend ever again and you will be financially ruined for the rest of your life. ]

God be with us as we wait for your reply on email address: revbill_cleary@


Please do not fail to call.[Don’t worry I’ll give you a call as soon as recover from my stitches redone because I was laughing to hard and long]

Yours faithfully,
Rev Father Bill Cleary David.


First off this good reverend doesn’t know me very well; I don’t trust any religious leaders so why would I put any faith into him, to act with my best interest at heart. Second I have no business, business partners or accounts in a foreign country, so I doubt that is my money in the first place. Third If I was owed $1.5 million dollars by anyone I would have hired a lawyer to get my money back not a religious quack.

Why is it that in the United States more people are taken in by these scammers, than in any other country worldwide? We created the internet, we but are the most gullible. People wake the fuck up!!! These people are SCAMMING you, they are going to take your money and once they do, there is nothing that you can do about it. If you want to get involved in a get rich quick scheme just buy a damn Mega-Millions or Power-Ball ticket your odds are much better all considering.




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