Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Big Brother Is Watching

Have you ever wondered if those red light cameras work or not? I can honestly tell you that they do and very well. They take a series of very clear photos; considering they are of a moving vehicle. They also have your speed, now I'm not sure if they hit you for speeding too but they do for the red light. Damn You technology, I'd love to bitch slap the bastard that came up with that damn idea.
So if you thought Big Bother isn't watching I can tell you for sure that he is and it cost me $70. Next time I won't be testing the yellow light at Lenox Rd and Peachtree Rd. The one time I didn't stop at a yellow light.

A Joke

While she was "flying" down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the otherside lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,"What's your hurry?" To which she replied,
"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop,
"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,And then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face - PRICELESS



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